Alltså egentligen så kan jag inte hålla inne med en grej längre,
måste få skriva allt som jag går runt och trallar på. Alla måste se Sweeney Todd!

MRS. LOVETT: Seems a downright shame...
TODD: Shame?
LOVETT: Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame Wot's 'is name has... Had... Has!
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift, Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift, If you get my drift!
Seems an awful waste...
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is, When you get it,
If you get it...

TODD: HAH!
LOVETT: Good, you got it!
Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
now a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!
TODD: Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
LOVETT: Well, it does seem a waste...
TODD: Eminently practical And yet appropriate as always!
LOVETT: It's an idea...
TODD: Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know!
How delectable! Also undetectable!
LOVETT: Think about it! Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be comin' for a shave, Won't they?
Think of All them Pies!
TODD: How choice! How Rare!
TODD: For what's the sound of the world out there?
LOVETT: What, Mr. Todd? What, Mr. Todd? What is that sound?
TODD: Those crunching noises pervading the air!
LOVETT: Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, all around!
TODD: It's man devouring man, my dear!
BOTH:  but who are we to deny it in here?

TODD: (spoken) These are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for!
LOVETT: Here we are! Hot out of the oven!
TODD: What is that?
LOVETT: It's priest. Have a little priest.
TODD: Is it really good?
LOVETT: Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.
TODD: Awful lot of fat.
LOVETT: Only where it sat.
TODD: Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
LOVETT: No, y'see, the trouble with poet is 'Ow do you know it's deceased? Try the priest! 
LOVETT: Lawyer's rather nice.
TODD: If it's for a price.
LOVETT: Order something else, though, to follow,
Since no one should swallow it twice!
TODD: Anything that's lean.
LOVETT: Well, then, if you're British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine!
Anyway, it's clean. Though of course,
it tastes of wherever it's been!
TODD: Is that squire, On the fire?
LOVETT: Mercy no, sir, look closer, You'll notice it's grocer!
TODD: Looks thicker, More like vicar!
 LOVETT: No, it has to be grocer, It's green!
TODD: The history of the world, my love
LOVETT: Save a lot of graves, Do a lot of relatives favors!
TODD: Is those below serving those up above!
LOVETT: Ev'rybody shaves, So there should be plenty of flavors!
TODD: How gratifying for once to know
BOTH: That those above will serve those down below!

TODD: What is that?
LOVETT: It's fop. Finest in the shop.
 And we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top!
And I've just begun..
Here's the politician, so oily It's served with a doily, Have one!
TODD: Put it on a bun.
Well, you never know if it's going to run!
LOVETT: Try the friar, Fried, it's drier!
TODD: No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy!
LOVETT: Then actor, That's compacter!
TODD: Yes, and always arrives overdone!
I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu!

TODD: Have charity towards the world, my pet!
 LOVETT: Yes, yes, I know, my love!
TODD: We'll take the customers that we can get!
LOVETT: High-born and low, my love!
TODD: We'll not discriminate great from small!
No, we'll serve anyone,
Meaning anyone,
BOTH: And to anyone At all!